<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2183022775140991522</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:04:57.982-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Daily Smile (9th)</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://daily-smile9.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2183022775140991522/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daily-smile9.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Daily Chuckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18091509417880979406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2183022775140991522.post-7362192837028657665</id><published>2008-11-08T19:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-08T19:06:58.845-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Woman Worries About the Future</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.75in; text-indent: -0.5in;"&gt;&lt;!--[if !supportLists]--&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt;" lang="EN-CA"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Arial; color: red;" lang="EN-CA"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;A woman worries  about the future until she gets a husband.&lt;br /&gt;A man never worries about the  future until he gets a wife.&lt;br /&gt;A successful man is one who makes more  money than his wife can spend.&lt;br /&gt;A successful woman is one who can find  such a man.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2183022775140991522-7362192837028657665?l=daily-smile9.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2183022775140991522/posts/default/7362192837028657665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2183022775140991522/posts/default/7362192837028657665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daily-smile9.blogspot.com/2008/11/woman-worries-about-future.html' title='A Woman Worries About the Future'/><author><name>The Daily Chuckle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18091509417880979406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
